The Spoonbill Generator

Unlikely Spectacles Watch On The Firm

'Pine kernels, artichokes, tuna, beef and cheese' [Apsley]

Which of these ingredients promotes the worst disease? [Roland]

For pizza is a poison and the dead are piled up high [P]

And if they've gone to Pizza Hut, they suffer then they die [Fatty]

Along our high streets, stuffed with dough, they lie in disarray [P]

Waiting for the pizza-man to cart them all away [loaf]

Made into pepperoni, the recycled dead return [Fatty]

To down-town Gotham City, where they hunger for the burn [Apsley]

With cheese, and with tomato paste, they bait their tasty traps [Beefy]

Will Batman bite? Will Robin? And can Pizza kill those chaps? [Hamish]

'Parmesan, salami, pepperoni, chives and ham' [Apsley]

They all lay into Batman, who dies with a KERBLAMM! [Fatty]

And so this pizza ditty [Apsley]

This cautionary tale [Beefy]

May not be very pretty [Fatty]

But will keep you well and hale! [Apsley]

The moral of this story's plain to see: [Fatty]

Don't drive your car at once right up a tree! [Apsley]

Contributors: Apsley, Roland, P, Fatty, loaf, Beefy, Hamish.
Poem finished: 30th May 2001.