The Spoonbill Generator

Arresting the Compositor

Into the cauldron of possibility [Apsley]

Put equal parts of genius and fool; [Fatty]

Mix, but stir not, with a lettuce, [Apsley]

Forgetting not the Golden Rule: [Grayman]

Out of water, where the net is, [Apsley]

Lies futility [Roland]

Into the frying pan of utter nonsense [Fatty]

Cast equal weights of ambergis and ash [Roland]

Stir with vermouth and an olive [Fatty]

Plus 'n ablongus (bought for cash) [Apsley]

And keep the mixture in a sieve [fester]

Of pure incense [Apsley]

Contributors: Apsley, Fatty, Grayman, Roland, fester.
Poem finished: 28th February 2001.