The Spoonbill Generator

Nasty, Nasty

The gremlins in my kitchen make [fester]

No end of problems with this cake [loaf]

They've hidden butter, eggs and flour [fester]

Turned the clotted cream quite sour [Roland]

I'm minded them now to berate [Apsley]

The guests are here, but the cake's late [fester]

What can I say in my defence? [Apsley]

Begone ye Gremlins - get ye hence! [P]

Contributors: fester, loaf, Roland, Apsley, P.
Poem finished: 10th January 2001.