Titograd Cathedral, Fatuous In Defeat
Waltzing through the alley-way
Carefree as a coot
I think "What did Raleigh weigh
Before he'd heard of fruit?
"And how did Alexander
Wear his goatish beard?"
This surely does demand a
nalysis most weird
Ski-ing down the mountain-side
Midway through the drought
Demands an accounting - why'd
The weather all run out?
And why did Napoleon
Hide beneath his bed?
With my slippers solely on
And a bum spankt' nicely red!
Crashing through the stratosphere
Fat as any stoat
Comes the sonic boom we hear
But rarely choose to quote
Flying down the autobahn
Teeth akimbo quite
Telling German priests called Hahn
'Bimbo to your right!'
And how did Tutankhamun
Surfing through Nepal
With Lord Justice Scarman
Find his royal signet-opal?
Contributors: | PeterWRC, Beefy, fester, Roland, Apsley, P, loaf, Fatty, DonnyJ, Curt!, Winston1984. |
Poem finished: | 25th December 2000. |