The Strangler Ripped Asunder, Asunder
Perhaps a Lithuanian
Accidentally like a martyr
Maybe just a little Tartar
Or evenTransylvanian
Could aspire to be the Pope
Perhaps a Mauretanian
Incidentally like my old headmaster
Maybe just a little gaga
Or worse, a Pennsylvanian
Could supply a little dope
Perhaps a lewd and drunk Iranian
Fundamentally speaking Farsi
With bulging metatarsi
Or worse, Mesopotamian
Could finish Chapter Nine
Perhaps the splintered cranium
Coincidentally not from Thailand
But probably Long Island
Is leaking raw uranium
Up and down his spine.
Perhaps a bug-eyed alien
Saying "Take me to your leader"
Will enslave us sorry creatures
Into the bounds of jail again
And aspire to be the Pope
Contributors: | Roland, P, fester, Apsley, Grayman, Beefy, TG, tea leaf. |
Poem finished: | 5th December 2000. |