Favourite Cheese-Mongers
Beefy, Loaf and Costorphine all went upon a jaunt,
Chastity their charabanc, honesty their haunt
As ever was it theirs, save when Roland came to call;
When first they'd wake up Apsley, then go and have a ball
Stacy once did haunt this page and pen a merry rhyme,
Chastity her omnibus, and verity her crime
A crime, indeed, most heinous and bloody to behold,
Said Apsley to anyone who'd stay still and be told
But fester was of sterner stuff, and soon did run amok,
Suffocating everyone with Apsley's smelly socks
And decapitating Fatty with one blow from P's dramatic axe
After strangling Anastasia with Grayman's nylon slacks
Tu succh a scene, ellie brought a calm that was serene
Till evil doctor fester removed the poor girl's spleen
For disembowelling maidens was a passion he could not
Do on land, but had to do upon Sir Apsley's yacht
Contributors: | Apsley, Roland, fester, Fatty. |
Poem finished: | 21st November 2000. |