Glistening Obbligatos
Oh ripely reeking Camembert!
Oh aromatic Brie!
Oh fecund, rich and throaty Chèvre!
Stay with me forever!
Ah, lovely plastic Mastercard!
It makes me feel so stiff!
Ah, throaty Visa, all a-flex!
Spare our bankrupt necks!
Ugh, ever crawling Underground!
Pallid, sullen trains!
Ugh, ever foetid Metro dim!
Spout no claggy hymn!
Eh, plotless aimless Beckett book!
And Kafka, sveldt and suave
Eh, Pinter with your plots so odd!
You're such a silly sod!
Aye, tangerines and tourniquets
Aye, lime-scented swabs
Aye, respirator rasping on
Give to me that last bon-bon!
Contributors: | wickernipple, Roland, Apsley, loaf, Fatty, fester. |
Poem finished: | 15th November 2000. |