Mr Stilton Stalks The Underground
As I was going up the stair, I met a froglet tall and square.
(Sing 'Hey, away with the fairies - oh!')
I also met a little bear, who said he had some cash to spare
(Sing 'Away with dental caries -oh!')
They told me they were Mayfly's kin, and bade me sip a little gin
(Sing 'Hey ho, I'm an Eskimo!')
With a wrinkly sprinkly too-dum bare.
As I was walking down the lane, I met that funny bear again
(Sing 'Hey, get whey from the dairies - oh!')
And this time I did not refrain
(Sing 'Away with mental Marys - oh')
From sipping gin from an open vein
(Sing 'Hey Hugh, I'm a Pesky Gnu!')
With a siezedly pleasedly brain cell one.
As I was sped lights flashing blue, I knew I'd lost it truly too.
(Sing Ho! for the life of a tinker - oh!)
And this time I would not be back
(Sing Oh! but this rhyme is a stinker - oh!)
To finish off my pound of smack
(Sing What a waste of the wasted Ode Odie Oh
With a smuggity buggity do life down
Contributors: | MRQ, loaf, fester, Grayman, TG, IdleWilde. |
Poem finished: | 22nd July 2000. |