Vacuum Cleaners Constructed Entirely Out Of Anabaptist Dogma
A rabid armadillo with a beanbag on its head
Went shopping once in Woolworths for a brand new wooden leg
And despite its lack of training
It could detect that it was raining
A pack of chicken livers who were living off the land
Went tripping off to Brighton beach to rol round in the sand
And this despite their total lack of brains
they ripped up the water mains
A ham-and-tuna sandwich went to Epping on the train
But fell asleep en route and wound up living in Bahrain
And despite its lack of icing
A sheikh found it enticing
A nude Tabasco bottle which was opened in Hong Kong
Danced merrily in Skunthorpe with a sausage that was long
And, in despite of more to do,
Caught the train at Waterloo
A hungry purse with orange flaps
Is unlikely to be satisfied with forty-seven baps
With seeds of sesame
Filled with some stinking brie
A crisp baguette from Urdistan
Devised a cunning trick to rob the Welsh. This was his plan:
Planting leeks instead of larches
Under disused railway arches
A chicken tikka masala
Decided not to go to bed but crashed out in the parlour
Where it joined a bottle of Krug
That was zonked out on the rug
Contributors: | Grayman, Hamish, dkb, Apsley, ellie, fester, TG, grayman. |
Poem finished: | 20th June 2000. |