The Tomato Points West
I like carrots in the spring-time,
I like carrots in the fall
I like carrots when it's raining
(To tell the truth, I don't like them at all)
I'm a sucker for the tragic
I'm a sucker for the laughs
I'm a sucker for the creeper and climber
(To tell the truth, they bring me out in barfs)
I like ketchup on my trousers
I like ketchup on my knees
I like ketchup when I'm ironing
(To tell the truth, it keeps away the fleas)
I'm a beaver with the dropsy
I'm a beaver with the plague
I'm a beaver with a shaver and a pixie
(To tell the truth, I think I'm William Hague)
Contributors: | Apsley, Hamish, TG, ellie, Grayman, fester, dkb. |
Poem finished: | 7th June 2000. |