My French Bananas Of Unbounded Magnificence
When teaching Granny to suck eggs
The dusky maiden softly begs
The husky crone to lift a hand
And helps the wrinkled hag to stand
Where moth and mildew cannot reach
Ties her in place, and starts to teach
With many cries of "Stand up straight!"
"Now put it in your mouth, like so -
And must I tell you: suck, don't blow!"
But Granny blew and eggy mess
Besmirched the helpful maiden's dress
Who then delivered such a slap
That Gran responded "Shut your trap!"
And tried to slap the maiden back
Her aged joints went crick and crack
The ropes held tight; the maiden smiled,
The crone could only curse the child;
The evil girl now took her switch
But luckily, a sudden glitch
Occurred to stop her beating Gran
She beat the egg instead, /enfin/.
Contributors: | Hamish, Apsley, dkb, fester, festyr. |
Poem finished: | 17th May 2000. |