The Spoonbill Generator

Unfastening Tycho's Forbidden Bra

One has to keep one's end up, after all: [E Greejius]

It won't be long before we turn the corner [Roland]

Forget that it's a send-up, have a ball [TG]

And send a postcard to my Auntie Lorna. [KT]

There's no good saying 'snow is snow', [The Agent Apsley]

Until we have to go [Roland]

'Go Where?' he said with one last gasp, [Dee Jay Dave]

Stark disbelief inhibiting his thinking. [E Greejius]

'Have you been drinking?' [TG]

There's no good gasping 'Right is Might' [Roland]

Your trousers are too tight! [E Greejius]

'Tight bastard!' he declared at last [TG]

'Why does God NEVER stand his cosmic round?' [E Greejius]

And in this manner drew his last [The Agent Apsley]

Contributors: E Greejius, Roland, TG, KT, The Agent Apsley, Dee Jay Dave.
Poem finished: 21st January 2000.