The Spoonbill Generator

Virginal scrapings are like unto gold [The Agent Apsley]

So I've been told, so I've been told [TG]

Saved in brown paper they make quite a load, [Stacy]

Which men will not carry down to the toad [The Agent Apsley]

Penile secretions are not unlike silver, [Stacy]

Mention the giver, mention the giver! [The Agent Apsley]

Stored in a jar, they make maidens quaver [TG]

And wish that they had use of a shaver [The Agent Apsley]