A Bergsonian Lullaby For Cats
Cowboy and Chabot are on the go!
Swaggerin' to the country slow,
My, how they must love to ride!
Galloping through the country-side, hollerin' "Yo!"
Numbskull and Patriot like to fight
Carryin' on all through the night.
But Walrus and his friend Old Pete
Killed a guy just for his feet!!
Priestess and Prankster, running amok
Wearing a rather natty old smock
Forming cheese figures in effigy
In the bottom of a crock
The, just for laughs, exhaling
Suborning the wire meant for baling
Thousands of them flailing,
Which sure beats going whaling!
Kukla and Ollie are quite the smart pair,
Goofy as hell and both have funny hair!
Both of them go whaling,
Which repetition leaves me flailing...
Gilbert and Lunchbucket love to cook carrion
They live in Connecticut almost next to Darion,
Which isn't a place that I'd care to visit
Middle of a swamp... is it?
Contributors: | nomi, Stacy, The Agent Apsley, Elizabeth, The AgentApsley, PedroGuacamole, EX-O-Pedro, TG. |
Poem finished: | 16th April 1999. |