The Spoonbill Generator

Now, children, gather round, and I will tell you of Old Tom [TG]

Inventor of that fine device, the Intestinal Bomb [Roland]

The Bomb that makes ya feel calm [nomi]

The Bomb that breaks your right arm [Roland]

And elevates it skyward with a deft and trite aplomb [The Agent Apsley]

ow, children gather round, and I will tell you of Miss Kate [Stacy]

Inventor of the spinning wheel that spools the thread of Fate [TG]

The Wheel that rights all wrong [The Agent Apsley]

The Wheel that sings a song, [Stacy]

Not unlike the Sirens' as they slowly lure men's crate [The Agent Apsley]