Colditz Rhythm
Hellespont and Hecuba were walking down the street
The bears were watching carefully just where they put their feet
And all the fish were thinking of a rhyme that was superb
As Hecuba and Hellespont danced nimbly on the kerb
Avoiding all the walruses was really quite a feat
Hecuba and Hellespont tried to be discreet
And yet conversely sporting in their footwear and attire
The friction made between their legs did nearly start a fire
To Hellespont said Hecuba 'I really like a drink!'
And twirling past the elephants she blushed a pretty pink.
Then Hecuba to Hellespont did do a puzzling thing
Which caused the choir of corybants to quite forget to sing
But if you think I'll mention an action most obscure
You really must excuse me, for my heart and mind are pure
As Hellespont and Hecuba no doubt appreciate
That elephants are creatures that like to procreate
Contributors: | The Agent Apsley, TG, best boy, monalisa, Elizabeth. |
Poem finished: | 1st March 1999. |