Spin Friar
The Lady's not for burning
Newt earn if ewe want too
The lady's just for earning,
The newt her endless yearning
The lady's in the gloaming:
And the dish detergent's foaming
The lady's full of wheezes
Can't stop her sneezes
| Contributors: | (trad), sigg, Stacy, The Agent Apsley, best boy, nomi. |
| Poem finished: | 11th February 1999. |