The Spoonbill Generator

There's a THERE there all right [nomi]

And kept me awake all night [The Agent Apsley]

From Whence it came puzzles me [old china]

And why it charges no such fee [P]

For making out a bill of sale [The Agent Apsley]

For nothing more than one stout ale, [Stacy]

And making good my loss of sight [P]