The Spoonbill Generator

Beyond Anatomical Possibilities

If, halfway down the basement stairs, [Roland]

Where elephants meet polar bears, [TG]

You stub your father's toe; [Roland]

You'll realise that what you thought [TG]

A seemly subject to report [Roland]

Was not for him to know [TG]

Yet, on the ladder to the loft [Roland]

Where Eleanor the Great once coughed [TG]

And grabbed tthe housemaid's knee [Roland]

You'll stumble on the missing tread [P]

And kick Horatio on the head [Roland]

And send him off at once to bed [awf]

Contributors: Roland, TG, P, awf, .
Poem finished: 10th August 1998.