The Spoonbill Generator

Who Once was Orson's Vampire

Judge this breakfast lightly [Roland]

and hold on to dinner tightly [Snoopy]

Lest peas to ground do fall [The Agent Apsley]

Just use your knife politely [TG]

And kep your belches sprightly [Roland]

For more they do call [Snoopy]

Ply your soup serenely [Roland]

And butter your toast routinely [TG]

Swallow coffee black as night [Snoopy]

Peel your apple greenly [Loaf]

And nod in manner queenly [TG]

As if your left were right [Roland]

Gastronimical delight! [Stacy]

Fly a pigeon out of sight [The Agent Apsley]

Chop the meat discreetly [TG]

and drink the blood greedily [Snoopy]

Lest virgins spy a vestige [The Agent Apsley]

Fold your napkin neatly [TG]

Albeit quite discreetly, [Stacy]

Or forfeit all your guestage [TG]

And so the plot and moral's clearly [The Agent Apsley]

One you surely will love dearly, [Stacy]

But never breathe a whisper [TG]

Especially not to your sister! [Stacy]

Contributors: Roland, Snoopy, The Agent Apsley, TG, Loaf, Stacy.
Poem finished: 1st August 1998.