Who Once was Orson's Vampire
Judge this breakfast lightly
and hold on to dinner tightly
Lest peas to ground do fall
Just use your knife politely
And kep your belches sprightly
For more they do call
Ply your soup serenely
And butter your toast routinely
Swallow coffee black as night
Peel your apple greenly
And nod in manner queenly
As if your left were right
Gastronimical delight!
Fly a pigeon out of sight
Chop the meat discreetly
and drink the blood greedily
Lest virgins spy a vestige
Fold your napkin neatly
Albeit quite discreetly,
Or forfeit all your guestage
And so the plot and moral's clearly
One you surely will love dearly,
But never breathe a whisper
Especially not to your sister!
Contributors: | Roland, Snoopy, The Agent Apsley, TG, Loaf, Stacy. |
Poem finished: | 1st August 1998. |