Bedazzled by Our Daphne's Pebbledash
Flying at thirty-eight times the speed of sound
(never one to boast)
Then, light-tripping fantastic, the stars I did unbound
- a supersonic ghost!
The wisdom of Kashmir was served with milk and toast
to my witless greyhound
who added a cat, a rat, and a centipede to the host
With one mighty bound!
Scared of betraying a sense of hidden remorse
The Hero took a train, with three virgins, to the coast!
The train soon derailed and crashed in the gorse
Or the furze; and the beef was well-and-truly roast
And served to the Barons of York, which it pleased
(never folk to carp)
The Cheezewhiz was thinner than brie, you see,
With no odious rind
And servings for all, with plenty to spare, were given to the contestants
(never mind the mess)
Which promptly went into their system, ending in their intestines
and were all flushed out to the West
They never found the remains of the panel
but they learned to open all of their doors
Which shows that even the most hare-brained plan'll
will force everyone to learn to properly wax floors!
The split infinite was greeted with a cheer
Or a groan, according to creed
infinite cheering splitted the fear
Or a greedy groan of need
Contributors: | Tron, Roland, cheezwizzard, The Agent Apsley, TG, Stacy, Q, Ed, Snoopy. |
Poem finished: | 30th June 1998. |