Frugal the Frog
Behold the frugal cactus
Sitting quite still for hours at a time
Soaking in the sun sublime,
Until it's time to scratch us.
Beyond the blue horizon
Loafing around whilst hunting for slime
Plotting a nefarious crime
To steal a purple bison
Behold the princess and the pea,
Neither quite sure what the other intends
Save spoiling the rhyme,
So insouciantly
Benighted is the igloo
In Indiego drenched sheets
At once froggishly delighted mildew
Quite unintelligibly!
Contributors: | Roland, TG, Stacy, The Agent Apsley, Mister Widget, PeterWRC, Loaf, Anon.. |
Poem finished: | 14th May 1998. |