Cost-effective Starlight
There is room for two legs in my trousers
Happily, my toes are longer than my fingers
(But enough of this tedious unrhyming)
There is space for two minds in my tricep
Happily, my thoughts are stronger than my muscles
(But enough of this nebulous two-timing)
There is scope for two eyes in these sockets
Luckily, my own have right of access
For my sockets are not like your pockets
There is time for two thoughts of my future
Luckily, I owe myself this favour:
Never to wear orange blouses
For fear they should clash with my trousis.
Contributors: | Roland, Fleezy, zelda, Mondello, Peter, Boppo. |
Poem finished: | 1st November 1996. |