The Spoonbill Generator

Undeniably Awash

Zernebock howls.

Oh bestial towels!

Blinded by vowels

in the howling storm.

Corkpate bewails

Errors of form

Like this one!

This Sten Gun!

The tallest of tales

The pinkest of prawn

The friendliest yawn

of killer-whales

The sapient wiles

The trimmest of tusks

The mammoth who busks

kulahound husks a warm melon

kulahound screws warm melons

kulahound suckles the watermelon mama

kulahound loses and loses is a loser

Who ought to stay put down the boozer

The likeliest end

is in a stein

and the dish ran away with the spoon.

and they both looked up at the moon

for they heard the loud bassoon

lament the Stone of Scone

Contributors: Walter Blenkiron-Koprasso, Roland, Peter, Salamander, Boppo, Pyrex, DaLool, Ensor, roland, Mondello, Anastasia, tutu, Lincoln, Teri, Michael, Arabella, Poetess, Tomahawk, Will McNamara.
Poem finished: 5th September 1996.