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The Spoonbill Generator

The Spoonbill Generator Archive

A Golden Treasury of Collaborative Verse, 1996–2007

Poems by Year: 1996 - 1997 - 1998 - 1999 - 2000 - 2001 - 2002 - 2003 - 2004 - 2005 - 2006 - 2007

*** Hall of Fame  — Alphabetical List of Titles  — Index of First Lines  — Poems by Colour

Poems completed in 2007


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2007 Jan 5Semolina and its Would-Be DictionaryWhen my friend, Jarvis, called me 'queer'
2007 Jan 5In Dreams of Counterfeited HarmonyThey met at Domus Felix
2007 Jan 11Neck Up FattyPlates of goulash, on the deck,
2007 Jan 11Spurned To GloryLet us now praise famous mounds
2007 Jan 15Recipe For A Very Quiet AirplaneAdd a fraction from the jar
2007 Jan 15A Futile Attempt on ParnassusI meant it as an insult
2007 Jan 16This Famous Story of SpellingWhere do they go when they're ended
2007 Jan 16Fly NightmaresA carthorse, baked in bread
2007 Jan 21Not Nubile, Not ShadowsCurves aplenty, on the bed,
2007 Jan 22The Fifth Vatican InnuendoOh Wally! Won't you start your car,
2007 Jan 22Unchained MaladyInto emporia crammed with grime,
2007 Jan 24Exegetical HeresiesBehold the Lamb of God
2007 Jan 27Artisans, Ninepence Or LessIn his ochre jodhpurs
2007 Jan 29Uniformly BunyanFutility is much admired, by those outside this burgh,

2007 Feb 5Escapades That Truncate ThemselvesAs with gladness men of old
2007 Feb 8Whatsoever It Findeth North of DunfermlineFor the Law was given through Moses
2007 Feb 12Squid DivinityProem, poem, words of praise -
2007 Feb 14Who Shall Own Nerina PallotNerina Pallot® sings divinely
2007 Feb 14Howsomever, QueyntelyWhen I fell in love with you
2007 Feb 15Plutarch, Amnesia AbroadGrievances and Remonstrance are my middle names
2007 Feb 15Clumps and WispsOrthodontists wrecked my life
2007 Feb 17Gates Shut By AccidentStunned, stunned
2007 Feb 18Vulva Pinxit HincWounded and silently brooding
2007 Feb 18Of Not, Of NotIn the trysting parlour
2007 Feb 18Desire ItWhatever we choose
2007 Feb 19Fragments ConcludedUnion State gave way to blues - in a doleful way -
2007 Feb 26The Nephews of LeonardI'd heard of Silas Marner
2007 Feb 26Interface Not Found - Contact the LibrarianAs to orientation I've begun a new élite
2007 Feb 28When Leaves TurnSurely she was never real

2007 Mar 1Before More Nuns Knew Lisaveta PilchardTirades against The Steady State
2007 Mar 2Duplicitous Herrings in Identifiable WatercoursesCatechresis mumbles, in the final act,
2007 Mar 6Lichfield Parkway MumbleHail, Nervosa Trollop
2007 Mar 6Discovered in RamseyString in pieces, string combined,
2007 Mar 9Never Meant to HarmA nasturtium, rambling fine and crunchy,
2007 Mar 15Lest We Forge Unwitting JubilationThese brinks on which we teeter
2007 Mar 16Daily PorkishPork, to sample - on a spoon
2007 Mar 17That Final CatheterWhy not howl at Saturn?
2007 Mar 19They Taught Pointless RulesOnto Oban, with a snail,
2007 Mar 21My Desire Seldom Lights My DesireRainbow bright across the loch
2007 Mar 26Unless Cruel Servitude BeckonsThis lizard, crabbed and taut,
2007 Mar 28Sleeping is no PhenomenonTinctures of old lead
2007 Mar 29Ancestral Portraits: Girl AskanceEthel had the sharpest wit,

2007 Apr 11Our Blessed Foolery AgainNeo® caught me unawares
2007 Apr 11Pop Goes My Rotten HamsterA dozen spindly orphans
2007 Apr 12Little ClaimedCakes of soap, or cheese with cake,
2007 Apr 13Pythagoras or PinterTangents beckon from afar - with mystic hints of tangerine:
2007 Apr 13Three Blonde MiceOff to other hemispheres
2007 Apr 13Snow Without DistinctionFrom the swirling coffee-grounds

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