The Spoonbill Generator

Every Third Word Recited Effortlessly (Canticle )

"A pox upon thee, wretched cur!"       [Evan]

"Never darken my towels again!" (G. Marx)       [F]

Thus spake the seraph       [(trad)]

"I prithee, canst thou spare a dime?"       [F]

Until my postal order comes       [Beefy]

Cold nights in Soho       [Evan]

"A shave and a haircut--two bits!"       [F]

Cut all the cackle and show us your wares       [Beefy]

Thus saith the Lord       [F]

"It was like that when I got here"       [Beefy]

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn       [F]

And so say all of us       [Beefy]

Contributors: Evan, F, (trad), Beefy.
Poem finished: 14th December 2004 by F.