The Spoonbill Generator

Watery Flapjacks, Damn It!

Adam and Eve had reason to grieve       [F]

When Satan was late for their wedding       [Roland]

Who else, that fine day, would give poor Eve away?       [Beefy]

And guide Adam through the first bedding?       [Roland]

Lewis and Clark went off on a lark       [F]

To sleep a whole night in the attic       [Roland]

They thought it was best to head for the West       [Beefy]

On that point they were most emphatic       [F]

Rogers and Hart stole a song from Descartes       [Helen Owly]

Which threw the great man for a loop       [F]

"I think, so I am, but who gives a damn,"       [will_h]

(As performed by the late Betty Boop)       [F]

Contributors: F, Roland, Beefy, Helen Owly, will_h.
Poem finished: 11th December 2004 by Roland.