The Spoonbill Generator

Domestic Meltdown

The problem is easy to see       [Beefy]

You're no longer attractive to me       [Ethetran]

I can't stand the way       [Roland]

That every day       [Ethetran]

You clean your false teeth in my tea       [Roland]

Well you're scarcely better, my sweet       [Ethetran]

I'm ashamed when we walk down the street       [P]

The way that you leer       [Beefy]

When you drop a Bronx Cheer       [Ethetran]

I no longer find that a treat       [Karin]

I saw you last Saturday week       [Beefy]

With chutney encrusting your cheek       [Roland]

As if that weren't enough       [Beefy]

You were out in the buff       [Ethetran]

And too hopelessly pickled to speak       [Roland]

So let's call a halt here and now       [Beefy]

I've had enough bull from one cow       [Roland]

And let's not pretend       [Beefy]

This isn't the end:       [Roland]

We do so enjoy a good row       [F]

Contributors: Beefy, Ethetran, Roland, P, Karin, F.
Poem finished: 2nd July 2004 by Roland.