The Spoonbill Generator

Decorated With Hasty Stitches

Not another nugget       [loaf ]

From the mine of dross       [Apsley ]

One more fest'ring ingot       [loaf ]

A most un-special sauce       [Arnold the Sly Ape ]

Noisomely decanted       [loaf ]

With ticks where should be vow'ls       [Arnold the Sly Ape ]

And where a cons'nant's wanted       [loaf ]

Some monks do lack their cowls       [F ]

Just another bathtime       [Chevalier ]

In the kitchen sink       [F ]

Heading for a half-rhyme       [Roland ]

Or a singular 'methink'       [Arnold the Sly Ape ]

Loofah at the ready       [loofah ]

And rubber ducky floatin'       [F ]

Not like sodden Teddy       [loaf ]

Whose wife claims he is poten'       [F ]

Stupid? No denial       [loaf ]

From the nominee       [F ]

Stamped upon the file       [loaf ]

Stained with oolong tea       [F ]

Standing firm, impassive       [loaf ]

While all about run scared       [Chevalier ]

By the local Massive       [loaf ]

For he is quite prepared       [Chevalier ]

Such a preparation       [loaf ]

Must be worth the price       [Chevalier ]

Consider the sensation       [F ]

Spurn the best advice       [loaf ]

Choose words circumspectly       [Chevalier ]

Bounce them down the hall       [loaf ]

Then arrange correctly       [F ]

The final word of all       [loaf ]

Contributors: loaf, Apsley, Arnold the Sly Ape, F, Chevalier, Roland, loofah.
Poem finished: 25th February 2006 by F.