The Spoonbill Generator

Sirloin Of Thanet

Give this custard just one stir       [Apsley ]

And then push down while turning       [Helen Owly ]

In this way, your fire, not burning,       [Apsley ]

Reeks of mildewed myrrh       [loaf ]

Give that noggin one good thwack       [F ]

And then replay the choices       [Helen Owly ]

In looped tapes and echoed voices       [F ]

Sing of putrid crack       [loaf ]

Give these children one live mouse       [Chevalier ]

And then say, "Call him Mickey"       [F ]

In a trice, there's something sticky       [Chevalier ]

Seeping through the house       [loaf ]

Give those harlots one good hump       [F ]

And then preside in scandal       [Kansas Sam ]

Burning both ends of the candle       [F ]

Leaves a greasy lump       [loaf ]

Contributors: Apsley, Helen Owly, loaf, F, Chevalier, Kansas Sam.
Poem finished: 16th February 2006 by F.