The Spoonbill Generator

It Seems Pointless To Polka

Handel's Croatian       [loaf ]

Made me belch despite my ev'ry effort       [Kansas Sam ]

Alleluya!       [loaf ]

Bach's Cassata       [Chevalier ]

Caused other body functions to erupt       [F ]

How peculiar.       [loaf ]

Mozart's Lumbago       [F ]

Kept me in bed for nearly seven days       [Chevalier ]

Dis-concerting       [F ]

Beethoven's Quarrel       [Chevalier ]

Had concert-goers exchanging gunfire       [F ]

Ludwig's hurting       [Chevalier ]

Contributors: loaf, Kansas Sam, Chevalier, F.
Poem finished: 19th January 2006 by loaf.