The Spoonbill Generator

Starting Northwards, In No Uncertain Protocol

A Singer of Rats was elected       [Roland ]

To cozen the Aunts of the Queen       [Apsley ]

A stream of white smoke confirmed that the joke       [Roland ]

Was deemed to be [mostly] obscene       [Apsley ]

The cardinal sin of St Peter       [Roland ]

Was curtailing the old right to roam       [Beefy ]

Whilst wearing a cloak all fashioned from brome       [Apsley ]

But it wasn't at all unexpected       [Chevalier ]

And later, they sold off his car       [Roland ]

In an auction bestowed on the moon       [Apsley ]

Whose late apogee, by papal decree       [Roland ]

And papist myst;'ry, was not soon       [Apsley ]

The problem with Absolute Unction       [Roland ]

Is finding the gasket to change       [Apsley ]

While blocking the Vatican junction       [Roland ]

- It's taking communion too far       [Chevalier ]

Contributors: Roland, Apsley, Beefy, Chevalier.
Poem finished: 12th July 2005 by Roland.