The Spoonbill Generator

Plausibly Roguish

A subpoena has been issued (you were asking for it)       [F ]

That requires your presence (that's what they do - tough shit!)       [Apsley ]

At court tomorrow week (best wear a suit)       [Beefy ]

To give your pack of lies (choke on your fruit!)       [Apsley ]

The chance to be revealed (you'll get your due)       [Beefy ]

As monstrous as you are (that's why we sue...)       [Apsley ]

If there's any justice in the world (there isn't)       [Beefy ]

Contributors: F, Apsley, Beefy.
Poem finished: 19th January 2005 by F.