The Spoonbill Generator

Backstabbing So-called Chums

I'll never again, see my ex-pal Len       [Evan ]

I need not explain, the reason is plain       [Beefy ]

It was because when he was learning Zen       [F ]

The 'in' dropped off from his surname       [Apsley ]

And this was the cause of several wars       [Beefy ]

Which we wage still with scoundrels like Fid       [Helen Owly ]

(Not to mention our neighbor's kid)       [F ]

In winter, it seems, a polar bear's dreams       [Beefy ]

Are lovely to see. (They're rated PG)       [F ]

As every child beams at the thought of ice-creams       [TG ]

Older folks dream about Fiji.       [will_h ]

While younger ones dream about Lapland       [F ]

I can't see the point of not sharing a joint       [Beefy ]

I'll give you a hit and not mind a bit       [F ]

We'll square the police, and all will be Peace       [Beefy ]

Contributors: Evan, Beefy, F, Apsley, Helen Owly, TG, will_h.
Poem finished: 15th January 2005 by F.