The Spoonbill Generator

Culinary Experts Seldom Agree

Add some resin to the pulp, and deftly stir:       [Apsley ]

Seven times will do. If you prefer       [Roland ]

Inverting of the pot will serve as well       [Beefy ]

If you can endure that toad-like smell...       [Apsley ]

If you cannot, take this simple tip:       [Roland ]

Into each nostril place a lizard's lip       [Beefy ]

That in life had been acquainted with rat's fur.       [Apsley ]

Contributors: Apsley, Roland, Beefy.
Poem finished: 7th September 2004 by Anon..