The Spoonbill Generator

Naughty Thoughts Are Always Parochial

How fetching you look, Miss Sipple       [F ]

In pink, with just a hint of cream       [Beefy ]

However, I don't like the ripple       [F ]

Of cherry down every second seam       [Grayman ]

Perhaps, if you took off your glasses,       [Beefy ]

Your beauty would dazzle us pupils       [Kansas Sam ]

I have prayed at various Masses       [F ]

To banish my old-fashioned scruples       [Beefy ]

My poor knuckles - they ache for your ruler       [Kansas Sam ]

Oh, yes! Miss Sipple, I'm naughty       [F ]

And I'm sure you would find it much cooler       [Beefy ]

Were you not such a capo-like hotty       [F ]

Will you keep me behind after class?       [Beefy ]

I yearn to be taught a good lesson       [Kansas Sam ]

I know you can't tolerate sass       [F ]

But enjoy a good tongue-lash, I'm guessin'       [Beefy ]

Contributors: F, Beefy, Grayman, Kansas Sam.
Poem finished: 14th August 2004 by F.