The Spoonbill Generator

She Never Even Saw His Noble Bonfire

Without ever eating [loaf]

Or drinking champagne [Beefy ]

Or actually meeting [loaf]

A toff [Grayman]

We followed the horses [Beefy ]

Down Memory Lane [Padfoot]

Which generally forces [Grayman]

A cough [Beefy ]

From the imbibers [Apsley]

Of tonic and gin [Beefy ]

The fruits and the fibres [Roland]

And zest [Beefy ]

Comes the inducement [Apsley]

To sorrow and sin [loaf]

And such seducement [Apsley]

Is blest [loaf]

To harlots and whorers [Apsley]

Saliva and sun [loaf]

And all kinds of snorers [Apsley]

Look fine [loaf]

But all those who follow [Beefy ]

What they have begun [loaf]

Are destined to swallow [Kansas Sam]

Sour wine [Apsley]

Envoi [loaf]

Never having met [Apsley]

You're one I shan't forget [loaf]

Contributors: loaf, Beefy, Grayman, Padfoot, Apsley, Roland, Kansas Sam.
Poem finished: 20th April 2004 by Beefy.