The Spoonbill Generator

Businessman In Loose Flannels

Watch out for my claim [Roland]

For I, like you, have little shame [P]

We feel much the same [loaf]

When in our coffin [Apsley]

Watch out for my keys [Beefy ]

For I, like you, take little ease [loaf]

We share a disease [Beefy ]

With an old boffin [Apsley]

Yet when I expire [loaf]

Strapped to a wire [Apsley]

I know I'll regret [Grayman]

That last cigarette [Apsley]

Be wary of my aunt [Grayman]

Of men on the stairs [Ged]

Or rhyming 'will' with 'sha'n't' [Apsley]

And suchlike affairs [Grayman]

Be wary of my niece [Apsley]

And chide not my gran [Grayman]

For rubbing in grease [Apsley]

At the foot of the stairs [Beefy ]

Yet when I depart [loaf]

Strapped to a cart [Beefy ]

I know you'll recall [Grayman]

The thrill of it all [Beefy ]

Contributors: Roland, P, loaf, Apsley, Beefy, Grayman, Ged.
Poem finished: 15th April 2004 by Anon..