The Spoonbill Generator

Hammerklavier, Dissonantly

The late sonatas on a lute? [Apsley]

The early works on skins [Beefy ]

That Brahms once used to line his suit [Apsley]

But now which lines his bins [Ethetran]

Too many notes for violins [Beefy ]

The late John Ogdon played 'em all [Apsley]

Despite the listeners' pleas [Anon.]

The foremost artist at the Hall [Beefy ]

Would dissonantly wheeze [Anon.]

Too many bloody piano keys [Beefy ]

The late Tom skate did delegate [Nigel Sly]

His functions to his wife [Apsley]

Then in the wings he'd stand and wait [Ethetran]

A-tootling on his fife [Beefy ]

He should be sent down for life [Grayman]

Contributors: Apsley, Beefy, Ethetran, Anon., Nigel Sly, Grayman.
Poem finished: 31st March 2004 by Beefy.