The Spoonbill Generator

Marrows Away

This choice of relish was not of the best, [Apsley]

Condiments rare, condiments rare! [loaf]

I wanted to eat it, but smeared on my vest [Apsley]

Sing, hey! for the condiments rare [Beefy ]

The waiter who brought it was native of Kent, [Apsley]

Rochester Square, Rochester Square! [loaf]

The café was greasy, my clothes were all rent [Apsley]

So what? This is Rochester Square [Grayman]

And so I returned to my shack on the heath [Anon.]

Totally bare, totally bare! [Beefy ]

Nary a sound but my chattering teeth [loaf]

So cold, when you're totally bare [Beefy ]

I built a small fire and toasted my buns [Kansas Sam]

I plumbed up the corners and run in the runs [Nigel Sly]

With a pair of particularly sexual nuns [Apsley]

I built a small tank and filled it with foam [loaf]

Where the good and the bad could equally roam [Apsley]

And people the vacuum that passes for home [loaf]

Contributors: Apsley, loaf, Beefy, Grayman, Kansas Sam, Nigel Sly.
Poem finished: 24th March 2004 by Beefy.