The Spoonbill Generator

Whence Cometh Our Whelp With Its Peculiar Outlook?

It's not just the hole in the dyke [Roland]

It's the Ace on the hole that upsets me [TG]

You can't always get what you like [Roland]

Or else we would all own a jetski [TG]

And everyone's name would be Spike [P]

Envoi [Roland]

It's not just the hole, it's not what you thought [TG]

That keeps all the seamen at bay in this port [Roland]

Contributors: Roland, TG, P.
Poem finished: 24th February 2004 by Anon..