The Spoonbill Generator

Tardy Wishes For Sweethearts And Critics

Your valentine was late arriving, the message rather sappy [F]

The envelope was stained and torn, the card itself was crappy [Karin]

Some roses are not red, you know, nor violets all that blue [F]

And when I read this half-baked verse I felt that I must kill you [Karin]

Your home-baked buns resemble bricks, your coffee tastes like mud [F]

Your mashed potatoes seethe with lumps, your apple pie's a dud [Kansas Sam]

I'm hungry and unhappy - our relationship is over! [Karin]

And so, My One True Love, I'm off! - to tryst with Russell Stover! [Kansas Sam]

Contributors: F, Karin, Kansas Sam.
Poem finished: 21st February 2004 by Karin.