The Spoonbill Generator

Ut Nicotinum Ad Adorum Nescientum

The rattle of toys being hurled out of prams [Beefy ]

The whining of thwarted pretenders [Roland]

Pedantic'ly, Daddy swats Junior's sore hams [Kansas Sam]

How dare he be cute and horrendous? [loaf]

Poor Daddy: his spankings are hapless, at best [Kansas Sam]

His brat, ineluctably swelling [Roland]

Yet "First, leave no marks" is his fail of the test [Kansas Sam]

The forensic demise of his dwelling [Roland]

When Junior's voice grows to drown out the rest [Beefy ]

His fists then, a force to be reckoned [loaf]

Poor Daddy's alarmed! - Junior's high as his chest! [Kansas Sam]

Dad cries, "Duel? Let each call his second!" [F]

For children, like parents, will oft misbehave [Beefy ]

And not learn a lesson best heeded [Ethetran]

Such as "First, leave no marks when you fill Daddy's grave" [Kansas Sam]

I really think nothing more's needed [Beefy ]

Contributors: Beefy, Roland, Kansas Sam, loaf, F, Ethetran.
Poem finished: 21st January 2004 by Anon..