The Spoonbill Generator

With Our Dentures Firmly Detached For Whitsuntide

'Mr Spaceman, can't I travel, [Apsley]

Between your ankles dim [loaf]

I hope my lifeline won't unravel [F]

Like legs of Tiny Tim [archaeopteryx]

'Mr Rogers, can't I tango, [F]

Underneath your petticoat [Padfoot]

I hope you'll plug in the stereo [F]

And keep my world afloat [Roland]

Mr Magoo, can't I gamble [Big Andy]

Behind your burlap rug [Beefy ]

I hope I win the lamb pull [jm]

I'd love a lamb to hug [Beefy ]

'Mr Cleaver, can't I pedal [Kansas Sam]

Among your rancid sweat [jm]

I hope to God you will not meddle [F]

With Aunt Endora's pet [Beefy ]

No! [loaf]

Contributors: Apsley, loaf, F, archaeopteryx, Padfoot, Roland, Big Andy, Beefy, jm, Kansas Sam.
Poem finished: 16th January 2004 by Anon..