The Spoonbill Generator

A Wishlist For Clambakes

I hear that sluts from Milwaukee [F]

Employ a brand new walkie-talkie [Apsley]

Their calls are obscene [F]

And their clothing not clean [Apsley]

Their attitude really is cocky [F]

A high-handed hooker named hannah [Randy]

Once said, "I'm wondering, can a [F]

Man with a wrench [Beefy ]

Inveigle a wench [F]

While dancing to Copa Cabana?" [archaeopteryx]

I hate Brussel Sprouts cause they smell [Randy]

And I'm sure they serve them in hell [F]

They're hard, round and green [Beefy ]

With a tough waxy sheen [Grayman]

From them I run pell-mell [Karin]

Dom Perignon '95 [Beefy ]

Is chugalugged by my friend, Clive [F]

The Hilton twins buy [Kansas Sam]

Rotgut from some guy [F]

And guzzle it down in some dive [Karin]

Please sample my luscious hotdog [F]

"Oh, it's big as a log... [Chris]

And tasty, to boot [Beefy ]

Oh what a hoot! [archaeopteryx]

It leaves the food critics agog!" [Beefy ]

Contributors: F, Apsley, Randy, Beefy, archaeopteryx, Grayman, Karin, Kansas Sam, Chris.
Poem finished: 7th January 2004 by Anon..