The Spoonbill Generator

If Wishes Were Geese, Nobody Would Honk

I knew a sinister minister [Padfoot]

He was a yellow fellow [Beefy ]

And yet his inner sinner [Ethetran]

Would roister like a biker [Grayman]

This most choleric cleric [Beefy ]

Tried to please a geezer [N]

Whose name was Eric Garrick [F]

(Who is a gourmet deaf chef) [Padfoot]

So if you'd try a friar [Beefy ]

Or like to kick a vicar [Grayman]

Or put a fish up a bishop [Padfoot]

You can do what you want if Pontiff [Beefy (after Lehrer)]

Contributors: Padfoot, Beefy, Ethetran, Grayman, N, F, Beefy(after Lehrer).
Poem finished: 10th December 2003 by Anon..