Why Do The Unusual? Why Not!
Why must you paint your toenails ruby red?
To match, My Gem, the color of your head
Why assume the appellation: Fred?
Purely because I thought that's what you said
Why must you insult my haberdasher?
Well, insulting your cobbler seemed so much rasher
Why must you be a Gumby basher?
Cuz I don't take kindly to a little green flasher
Why must you go to restaurants by the score?
It's either that or scraping food off my kitchen floor
Why must you draw with crayons in the rain?
Cuz it never fails to drive you insane
Why must you wear that long prong on your nose?
I'd look rather silly wearing a prong on my toes!
Why must you carry that trophy everywhere?
Cuz I won, I think it's only fair
Why must you yell "Go Fish!" each time you get mad?
Cuz it's a favorite line I learned from dear old Dad
Why must you wear a snorkel on your ear?
In case I feel the urge to go jump off a pier
| Contributors: | F, Kansas Sam, Grayman, Ethetran, Dassn't Say, Karin, Irene Adler, OxyContin Rush. |
| Poem finished: | 31st October 2003 by Ethetran. |