The Spoonbill Generator

Lawrence's Spaniard Fool

How hideous is the Spaniard [Apsley]

that poncing picador [Kevin Andrew Murphy]

He thinks he's cuter than the bull [Irene Adler]

He's just a mincing whore [F]

He pricks and jabs its bovine butt [Kevin Andrew Murphy]

And thinks to push where he should pull [Apsley]

He is bipolar, afterall [F]

Of him the bull gladly makes a fool [Karin]

Contributors: Apsley, Kevin Andrew Murphy, Irene Adler, F, Karin.
Poem finished: 27th October 2003 by Anon..