The Spoonbill Generator

Other Pubic Grindings

Ah, your onyx eyes and sequined purse [F]

Attract me like no other lover [Lennon et al.]

Furthermore I nothing am averse [loaf]

If above my head you want to hover [F]

If upon my head you chuse to shower [loaf]

Please supply me with a strong umbrella [F]

Sad to say I scarcely have the power [Roland]

To change my clothes like Cinderella [Beefy ]

Before ascending, kindly wipe your shoes [Ethetran]

And leave your hat and gloves beside the hearth [Beefy ]

For, in this sport, I stand to gain or lose [Apsley]

As you lie semi-naked in the bath [loaf]

Contributors: F, Lennon et al., loaf, Roland, Beefy, Ethetran, Apsley.
Poem finished: 21st October 2003 by Anon..