The Spoonbill Generator

Absorbent Syllables

Another year on, the question arises: [Beefy ]

Why do bad poets win so many prizes? [Dassn't Say]

Why don't we firebomb the judges' abodes [Roland]

Or plague them with a swarm of toads? [Karin]

Let's make them all dress in unpleasant disguises! [P]

Persuading the police to turn a blind eye [loaf]

Shouldn't be hard if we ply them with pie [Dassn't Say]

These self-appointed egregious poseurs [F]

Are naught but a bunch of poetic voyeurs [Beefy ]

Let's make them all burn in the blink of an eye! [loaf]

Tormenting them daily would be only proper [fester]

"By accident" each of them will come a cropper [Ethetran]

Say the toaster explodes - as it just might - [fester]

We could kill all the judges in just one night! [Dassn't Say]

Let's make them all pay! (If need be with a chopper) [fester]

Contributors: Beefy, Dassn't Say, Roland, Karin, P, loaf, F, fester, Ethetran.
Poem finished: 2nd October 2003.